Zenit St Petersburg receive £5.7m offer to change name to Zenit Burger King

The Burger King staff in St Petersburg are required to speak to local lingo, unlike in London, where the ability to point at the menu and nod is deemed sufficient. I would point out that I'm not exactly a Burger King regular, but when my very thirsty missus went in there recently and ordered a large coca-cola, she was presented with a huge burger, which turned out to be a "King Kong Whopper". The clearly not competent in English youth behind the counter swore blind it was what she had ordered, then the manager accused my missus of being the dumbass, as she should have known full well that in Burger King they only serve Pepsi!

 

We could be sponsored by the Catholic church and promote their main tourist attraction in the Vatican city.

We would then be renamed Barnsley St Peters......oh no , that's already been done