I've always fancied Julian Clary like mad. Obviously, that's doubly not going to happen in which case I'd settle for Johnny Depp in makeup.
Jane Fonda Lucy Worsley Susan George Cheri Lunghi Natalie Dormer Rose Leslie I'll get back to you with the rest
I used to crush on Carol Smillie but that was only because of the infamous caught wanking in her dressing room accidentally filming.
These are obvious beauties. But someone like Celia lmrie isn't recognised as such. Great body - lovely pair of ti.ts - and a smile and a wicked look on her face that tells you that she can foook for England.
Christine Talbot off Calendar news, and I WOULD tell my mates, in fact they could broadcast it live on TV. Imagine that chirpy little weatherman announcing 'The weather's a bit ***** this week so we'll skip to Christine getting rattled by some bloke in a Barnsley shirt with a small nob'.