Replace the first 4 letters of your name with fück

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  1. Merde Tete

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    F u ck F u cks
     
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    Mine's crap but my ex is Fűckanne Fűckleby
     
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    ffycek ffycer (apologies for the 4 letter Taff word for f**k) -
     
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    F u c k y Mc F u c k f a c e...:)
     
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    Daft bugger :):) FFYC means Fylde Fecking Youth Club.
     
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    F*** F***er
     
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    Fùck Fùckter

    Or my BBS name

    FùckFC
     
  8. Mr Badger

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    This is brilliant.
    I've tears rolling down my face reading it.
    Long may it continue.
    Just imagine if we all met up and had to call each other by these names. I think we'd be on the floor !!!
     
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    Oh for pitys sake ... I'm in tatters !
     
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    Oh god, I can't go on !
     
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    My real name is a bit lame, but if we regard "Old" as an adjective rather than a name, am I allowed to be called Old Fück ? Otherwise it's Füc Fück.
     
  12. Merde Tete

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    Women's names seem to work out much funnier for some reason.

    My missus - Fűckandra Fűckmova

    A few of my exes -

    Fűckle Fűckands
    Fűckie Fűcklass
    Fűckn Fűckheat
     
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    Fűck Fűckley is my other half

    Fűckie Fűckra
    Fűckey Fűckton
    Fűckla Fűckhton
    Fűckn Fűcking

    Few of my exes, all pretty apt
     
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