Questions for the CEO

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  1. BrunNer

    BrunNer Well-Known Member

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    Why should you always wrap sellotape round your squirrel?
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Squirrels doing squirrels obviously…you can’t beat a bit of grey on grey but if you like a bit of interracial then grey on red is worth a watch.
     
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    :D
     
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  4. Gally

    Gally Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Did you manage to get hold of Karen ok by the way?

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  5. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Something tells me Karen as caught her husband watching squirrel porn….:D
     
  6. Andy Mac

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    Are we still allowed to refer to them as Red? Squirrels of colour, i would have thought.

    I'm offended actually. On behalf of someone. Somewhere.
     
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    Obviously You’re correct and I’d like to apologise for my racial slur but all that as you know is the subject of an proper investigation by Sue Gray (no pun intended)
     
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    Sue Gray.
    Pffft
    Institutionalised Squirrelism.
     
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    The video will be on ifollow in the next few hours. And free to view.

    We’ll embed it into an article on the website so you’ll know when it’s gone live.
     
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    Brian Mahoneys Waist Well-Known Member

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    Only on the BBS
     
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    :D:D
     
  12. Loko the Tyke

    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Did your present arrive ok? Left it with the gardener on Christmas Eve.

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    My tomcat has suddenly developed a taste for squirrels, (I think he's offed all the local rats) he's brought us three in the last week, including one the other night about two feet long including tail that he dumped under our dining table. He's black and white and obviously doesn't appreciate shades of grey.
     
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    I did mate thank you, I wish you could have seen the look on my game keepers face when I showed it to him…it was the perfect accompaniment for my Macallan Red Collection, I think it proves how versatile a good squirrel is.
     
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    Do you rent him out? My garden's infested with squirrels, I could do with something to "discourage" them coming into it.
     
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    Get a lethal Brazil nut.
     
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    My cat reckons he's a hard bstrd, always angry at the world but he's an absolute joke at catching vermin, he just gets little shrews and leaves rats/Magpies/Squirrels alone - i reckon he's all talk.
     
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    Sounds a bit of a pussy.
     
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    I wish I could. I've had two requests from local pubs for his services as his rat catching is the stuff of legend. He is however a cat. He does it cos he wants to do it, not cos I want him to do it. There is a big difference and this makes cats completely unreliable.
     
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    That's why I love cats, so disdainful of their "owners"!
     

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