Been married 34 for years and the boss told me the only thing I've ever done right was get her to marry me. When I asked her why she'd put up with me for 34 years then. She said pity you can't win with em you just can't but I've learnt the best way to a quiet life is two words "Yes dear"
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. When did you get to know your spouse? Sadly, a week or two after the wedding. Husband: I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end. Friend: Wow, that’s really impressive! What did she say?! Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!”