Bob the builder walks up to a girl in a Nite Club and says to her " I've got an eight inch dick and I can shag all night" After a couple of drinks, she takes him home with her. The next morning she says to him "You told me that you had an eight inch dick and that you could shag all night. Instead you've got a five inch dick and you lasted only 3 minutes" Bob looks up at her and says " I'm a builder love, that was just an estimate...
Got £3500 spareEver, fancy something really bizarre?? how about taxidermy squirrels depicting the French Revolution…. Harrison antiques/auction Thurnscoe
Got this foot activated robot vacuum cleaner from a Wath charity shop for only £5. Needs a good clean and a little work to get it going again, but nothing I can’t sort out! Will show you guys when sorted!!..