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  1. dreamboy3000

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    Only one match to keep your eyes on today.

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    How tittilating
     
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    A Pirate goes to see the doctor. 'Avast there me hearty, I seems to have some moles on me back'.
    The doctor has a look and tells the pirate 'They're benign'.
    The pirate looks at the doctor and says 'Could you have another look matey I think there be ten'.
     
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    I've been going to therapy ever since I developed a fear of giants. I'm being treated for Feefiphobia.
     
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    Whilst on holiday in Spain last week and after let's say one or two vodka chasers more than we normally drink, the wife and myself returned to our hotel bedroom,whereby I finally after a lot of persuasion got her to agree to take it up the ar 5e.
    I was so made up
    There was no way I could get another 10 pouches of Amber Leaf in our luggage
     
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    Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning:
    "Windows frozen, won't open."

    Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

    Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
     
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    I was asked a reason for speeding on the speed awareness course. Tongue in cheek. I said "To get tut pub fot last orders" went down like a lead balloon with the rest of the class and the tutor.
    I caught Bazza in the corner of mi eye, pretty sure he tried his damnedest not to chuckle. "Eh Baz" ? :)
     
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    Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered the tomb of a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. They believe it to be that of Pharaoh Rocher.
     
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    My mate bill fell into a vat of chocolate
    So I'd like to sing a song!...
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    Billy don't be an aero!!..
     
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    I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me..............
    My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
    It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.
    I gave her a loving smile and said,
    "Get that trolley over here love. They're doing 24 cans of John Smiths for the price of 12 . ."
     
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    Anyone know if Chris de Burgh is local to Burgh le marshjust thinking With his classic Lady in Skeg it's certainly possible
     
    dearnevalleyviper, Jun 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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