Johnson on TV now

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  1. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Laura is 26.
     
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    Just be thankful George Spicer is on a sabbatical and didn't read this.
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    It’s written into the T&Cs that all Barnsley season ticket holders get a week off work for mourning, when you do.
    Personally, I think you’re a top bloke, but I have been working a lot of thankless hours lately so got mixed emotions about this prospect....
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Thank you, mate. I'm blushing!:D
    Can I just point out that if it's anything to do with me, I don't intend to depart this mortal coil for some time?:D
     
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    Run that by me again. :confused:
     
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    Actually he isn't. Compared to a lot of men he manages to have a high rate of conversion between sperm expended and the end result of children
     
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    Threads like this are what makes the BBS. I start off reading about Boris Johnson and then before I know it, I've wandered into an episode of Friends, with a side order of time-travel paradoxes.
     
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    He was referring to the night he was conceived.
     
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    I'd just like to point out at this time, that Kev likes digging holes for fun.... often surrounding... nope. I'm not getting involved.

    Make of that what you will :)
     
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    He's just ended my industry for good. Thanks you floppy haired public schoolboy.

    No idea what I do now. Monkey tennis?
     

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