Joe Westerman

Why....most arse lickers do it openly in the workplace

 

Don't understand any part of this.

If he'd gone out and got drunk and not licked a women's arse in an alley, nothing would have been said. Not a single murmur from anyone. He'd still be with his wife and family and happily training at the club.

He hasn't been shamed and fined for being drunk, it's because he was caught licking a woman's arse in an alley. And yet that hasn't been mentioned. He's giving talks about the evils of alcohol yet no one gives a stuff that he got drunk. And let me tell you, I've been drunk hundreds, if not thousands, of times and I've never licked a women's arse in an alley. Or a man's. Or anyone's or anything's. I've never licked anything in an alley with the possible exception of a lollipop when I was a kid, and I wasn't drunk at the time. Getting drunk and licking things in alleys are mutually exclusive. One doesn't cause the other. Correlation is not causation.

And there's no way the encounter that was filmed was a first time liaison between the two participants. They've been banging each other for yonks. I'm sure his wife would have cared about that, but the club wouldn't. You can't fine employees and force them to do community service for having an affair, no matter what intimate manouvers they practice.

The bloke had sex in an alley. Or rather, the bloke was filmed having sex in an alley, indulging in practices that are considered somewhat left field. That's why the club are bothered. How much he had to drink has nothing to do with it. He should be giving talks about rimming in alleys, not bismirching the good name of drink.

 

His second defence would have been he was drunk. His first would have been "That's not me governor."

 

Things you don't expect to have to post...

 

We've all done it.

 

If being heavily drunk directly led to rimming ass in an alley then I would literally be permanently on a course of antibiotics.

 

Might get a Greggs advert out of it ?

 

I can see more punishment coming his way. He's no chance of winning his wife back. She's not going to want his tongue anywhere near her now she knows where it has been.

 

Good point.
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