I'm tempted to be "the slayer of Matt Handcock" If I wake up as this I'd be sad to see the back of Peachy, but a lovely butterfly may emerge, that didn't hate Tory scum, so no, I'll stay JP.
Not a saying used here mate but oor neighbours tend to call us Dirty Arab ********. Dabs for short. We have obviously done something right.
Maybe you need to set up the Portsmouth Branch of the BFC supporters. I know we've got some decent Flags but not much would beat "Pompey Reds". Imagine taking that to Fratton Park when we next play them.
The South Hampshire Independent Tykes Supporters (SHITS) are alive and well! we are not to be confused with the SLUTS I may add.