I wanted to tell a joke about sodium

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  1. Marlon

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    I’d tell a chemistry joke but all the good ones ARGON
     
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    Have to hold my hand up as a chemist here and say that strictly speaking the H2SO4 would have to be boiled to react. #Pedantry
     
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    16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
     
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    I once went out on a fancy dress pub crawl dressed as a neutron. It was great, in each and every pub all I heard was "no charge".
     
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    I'm going to 'like' your original post - then I'll look clever.
     
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    I once met a proton crying in a corner in a pub, all alone.
    "You OK?" I asked.
    "No, I'm not" replied the proton "I've lost my electron".
    "Are you sure?" I asked.
    "I'm positive" said the proton.
     
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    A photon checks into a hotel. The concierge asks, “Can I help you with your luggage?” It replies, “I don’t have any. I’m traveling light.”
     
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    Ok, I studied economics which is called the gloomy science, on that basis I'll Wade in with an economists joke.
    Man is on his maiden solo hot air balloon flight. He's made a complete balls of it and he drifting helplessly lost across the countryside at treetop height when he sees a man walking across a field.
    He shouts down: excuse me can you tell me where I am please?
    Man replies: yes, you're 30 feet off the ground in a hot air balloon.
    Balloon pilot shouts back: you're an economist aren't you?
    Man on ground shouts back: yes I am. How on earth did you know?
    Balloon pilot: cos the information you gave me was factually correct but totally ******* useless.
     
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    Why do doctors call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?

    Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
     
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    Shall we just get back to ragging lumps out of each other with Brexit posts LOL
     
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    If the chemical formula for water is H2O, then is the formula for ice H2O cubed?
     
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    Saw this clue in a crossword once. HIJKLMNO (5). Answer was water.
     
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