Windy Miller once got drunk on cider whilst working and fell asleep in front of his windmill and all hell broke loose. How he kept his job I will never know.
Too much wan-ing makes you go blind. Carrots are good for the eyesight. Etten plenty of carrots in mi time.
If my greengrocer runs out of carrots I go to the other greengrocer three doors down. Your analogy is pants.