Does your dog fart?

One of the most incredible sights I've ever seen was in the bar of my local. We had a very posh (but nice) London born accountant Ron, and his beautiful and cultured foreign wife Lee...started coming in as regulars, they were latched onto by Ernie, a middle aged divorced man who although harmless would bore you sh**less all night about his passion for tractors and farm implements...nothing wrong with that as a hobby, but after a few hours of listening to stories of Grey Fergies and Barford power scythes it can get a bit wearing, but Ron and Lee were ultra polite and never let the slightest hint of boredom show. Ernie began to regard them as being part of his circle...one night Ron and Lee fetched their equally posh but nice up from London friends in....Ernie was straight into the conversation but Ron and his guests never let it show that they wanted a quiet chat with old friends...during a pause in the conversation Ernie decided to up the ante and show our southern friends some northern culture...he took a swig of ale, smirked almost imperceptably, slightly raised a leg and one cheek of his arse and ripped off the noisiest and most vile smelling guff imaginable...and just laughed..and laughed....his face just lit up knowing he'd impressed Ron's guests...the best part of it was that no one said anything....noses twitched, the conversation carried on until the glasses were empty and they buggered off an hour and a half before closing time.

 

Yer Daft Bugger!

 

I do that and we haven't even got a dog

 

Alfie does. He’s also had squits for a week now, poor old lad.

 

It's such an inconvenience that dog farts are different to human ones. It could have saved a lot of embarrassing moments over the years.

 

Our dog scares herself also when she lets one go. They also smell awful as she is on raw food.

 

He doesn't do them often but when he does, you don't half know about them.

 

Two whippets also. SBD. nighttime. Knock out performances on a consistent basis.

 

My cat has just let rip big time, and loud. Never heard her fart in the 4 years ive had her. Didnt even know they farted loud!