There was a young fella named Bossman Who rarely reported on dross man He wrote what he saw Till his fingers were raw Regardless of win draw or loss man
Too much info You’ll be gerrin a bollockin from Val by giving opposition all those stats to analyse .
You can't come on here and just say "meh". You have got to explain yourself by analysing the state of the pitch, the strength of the wind, our press v Derby's press, etc. If you don't then some will say that you need to give your head a wobble. But for goodness sake do not say it was the worst game you have ever seen. You'll be asking for trouble.