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  1. Archey

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    Never try and lay an underwater telephone line during the whale mating season.





    Star prize for anyone who knows what TV series that's from (there isn't actually a prize).
     
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    It depends on the folk you're dancing with.
     
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    I don't do that. The video I watched said that was pointless. The vinegar helps the egg stay together.
     
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    Forget which top chef did it on a programme but I followed suit and it worked.
     
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    Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
     
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    "Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue."

    Remember that, Boris
     
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    Ffs, yes...

    Always check your autocorrect so you dont look a pillock lol
     
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    Don't get your willy caught in your zip.
     
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    Well I know it's a bit of an obscure line, but I'm surprised nobody has said the TV series for this one.
     
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    The quote was from oscar wilde and he said morris dancing. He reputedly added that the only reason he said incest was because he had ugly relatives
     
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