An 80 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for the doctor. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. The nurse asks "why no...
Mother can you hear me I'm lying here all alone In this foreign country So many miles from home I can see your gentle face Tears shining in your...
Tell Your Children / Grand Children Never To Stop Dreaming This Is John Stones As A Ballboy At His Home Team @barnsleyfc In 2 Weeks He Will...
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Young priest stands in for father O'Reily while he's on holiday. The old priest leaves a list of sins and penances. After mass , a woman goes...
Geordie goes with a prostitute from Wigan. Drops his pants gets his c*ck out & the lass says by thats a gud un. He says whats a gud un? She replys...
In the sleepy village of Erbum, near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire, lives a woman called Linda Lykes. She is the landlady of the local pub,...
BREAKING NEWS Scotland’s 25 man squad for the Qatar World Cup.[ATTACH]
Not looking for sympathy…. Most of you won’t know this but, the past few months have been some of the hardest months of my life, and the most...
I didn’t make it sadly! Too old apparently! It didn’t stop Benson and Hedges! [ATTACH]
Ahead of Remembrance Sunday - our local footballers who lost their lives in battle. Two of them were in the Footballers' Battalion (17th...
Can you image being a lad and going to Grove Street school - seeing Oakwell every day - playing football in the Yard at dinner time, kicking a...
Today we remember a Barnsley Football Club legend - the great Wilfred Bartrop who was killed in action on this day in 1918LWF[ATTACH]
I blame memory loss due to old age lol
Give him a testimonial 'Ain't nobody, like Adam Hammill, makes me happy, makes me feel this way!!' #barnsleyfc #COYR [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
A bloke walks into a pet shop and sez to the owner. "Ok I want to buy a pet, but I don't want a boring normal pet, no cats, or dogs or budgies I...
Dave goes home from work, and goes upstairs to find his wife in the bath with nothing on . . . . . . No water in the bath and her toe stuck up the...
This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and NEVER give up. Many years ago, my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Wath...
I went to a sex show last night and it was brilliant. One particular woman even managed to pull a rabbit out of her snatch.It really turned me on...
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