They tell me it’s from ‘gruum’ and worth £48. I think I’m now living on a different planet, to the one I was born on.
We’ll be throwing open the doors of 3rd class cabins so you can join us on deck in your very own deckchair. FREE ICE WITH EVERY DRINK. First...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnet_fishing Going to get misen a kit and get cracking in the Thames. Where would be the best waters in tarn?
Give it a rest eh mate? All this ‘tickets for replay of Neil Collins previewing building foundations lunch with Santa at the Rams or Horsham’ or...
... and you can cure Covid....
I'm sorry but no. No. No. No.
Summat to do with squirrels. I heard.
In Victorian times, one bloke at Frys decided to have a bash at turning out little jelly bears. But every time they came out of the mould though...
Just dropped Mrs Statis off at Kew Gardens went in their caf and found that's what they charge for a weedy little sausage roll. Or what about a...
Benny Hill – Only met him a couple of times, nice chap seemed a bit gay Harry H Corbett – charming fellow Brian Blessed – Brian was Brian....
BP on their £4billion quarterly profits. Well done on beating market expectations despite oil and gas prices falling back. Also, a big hand to...
Off for a beer tonight with my old mate Tony. He’s in his mid 80s and used to be an actor. Can barely walk now but gets to the pub. He was in an...
[ATTACH] As found by Mrs Statis in North Yorkshire.
Could this be linked to yesterday’s announcement by Oliver Dowden’s that he fears the Russians will launch cyber attacks on UK infrastructure? Or...
No sign of Two Ton Ted. Or Ernie.
Down here I have to put up with Tottenham and Chelsea on the big screen. Last night was my night. Only me interested but not wanting to leave them...
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/feb/23/health-impact-tyre-particles-increasing-concern-air-pollution Research showing how pollution...
I have just got back from 4 days in tarn. As usual I made my way to Birkinshaws on the market to stock up on dripping TO FIND IT HAS CLOSED.I am...
Which was a bit of a surprise. Walking out of Tesco the alarm went and the guard called me back. He wanted to know what was in my bag. I showed...
*****FECKIN SMART METERS**** There’s clearly summat wrong with ours. Spent the best part of yesterday online with feckin chatbots etc. Can’t take...
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