Why!!? Just that....
My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate... I was so shocked I almost tripped over my ****!
My new after shave smells like worms. Birds love it.
My girlfriend says our lovemaking is so bad because I'm so easily distracted... Ah well. Back to it I suppose.
What's the difference between your wife and your Job? Well, after 10 years your job still sucks
Sir Philip Green apparently spent £500,000 trying to gag his employees. What an idiot. Brenda down the local brothel does gagging for £30.
DO YOU WANT TO EARN £££ WORKING FROM HOME? With no experience or qualifications needed? Well you can't. Grow the **** up.
emuff's enough on this now....
Was sat smack behind the net low down & Davies flapped at it, should have took the player & ball to make sure.
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal and she kept yelling 9. That's the best...
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning." He replied, "No, just having a ****"
I went into the cake shop earlier, bloke said "all cakes £1." I said "Can I get that one?" "£2." He replied. "£2?" I asked. He said "aye,...
My girlfriend has started using wireless bras. It’s tricky enough as it is, now I need a password?
Went tonight, just got in. What a fantastic fantastic night, well organised, well attended & everyone involved had nothing but nice things to say...
I had sex for 3 hours last night... We role-played as doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.
I have sex with my wife almost everyday! Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday...
I'm happy with Walton & honestly think he should have a run in the side, after Davies poor performances last season & Walton stepping up to...
Used to catch bus to mi Nan's house down to Worsboro & stop was outside Don Millers, have memories of the fresh bread smell & bargain corner shop...
A very transitional time for the club coming up. Overseas players haven't worked last 18 months really & i don't think Gale is half the coach...
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