This is brilliant. I've tears rolling down my face reading it. Long may it continue. Just imagine if we all met up and had to call each other by these names. I think we'd be on the floor !!!
My real name is a bit lame, but if we regard "Old" as an adjective rather than a name, am I allowed to be called Old Fück ? Otherwise it's Füc Fück.
Women's names seem to work out much funnier for some reason. My missus - Fűckandra Fűckmova A few of my exes - Fűckle Fűckands Fűckie Fűcklass Fűckn Fűckheat
Fűck Fűckley is my other half Fűckie Fűckra Fűckey Fűckton Fűckla Fűckhton Fűckn Fűcking Few of my exes, all pretty apt