...biggest claim to fame is that if you rewind the Barnsley FC season highlights video from 1991 at half speed you can be seem celebrating an Owen Archdeacon goal with your uncle Trev.
...total number of people you've slept with is 4 but you are including the time you copped off with a girl in Hedonism and then had a wänk down an alley on the way home.
...favourite drink is Guinness with a dash of blackcurrant because you don't really like the Guinness part.