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  1. SuperTyke

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    There's an article on the metro site about an 11 year old boy who has had to have a load of batteries removed from his penis. The boy's name? Pi pi
     
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    Can't be a true story can it? The doctor quoted was a DR WANG! (Paediatrician Wang Yongbiao) It was magnets by the way that had all stuck together.
     
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    You mean something as run-of-the-mill as getting batteries stuck in your penis is considered newsworthy these days? I mean it is a pretty common occurrence, isn't it? Isn't it......? Anyone? Errr.......
     
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    Oops i knew it was magnets but when I typed it I must have had batteries in my head for some reason.

    So Dr Wang removed magnets from pi pi's pee pee. Brilliant
     
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    he was also caught stealing battery acid, most probably for snorting and/or injecting. police say after what hes been through, they won't be charging him.
     
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    Was he feeling a bit run down
     
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    Maybe he is bipolar
     
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    i dont know, but hes definitely feeling a bit negative these days.
     
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    Was just installing a fanny magnet for when he's older
     
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    one can see both the positive and the negative side to this story maybe they were Duracell and like the rabbits in the advert he wanted to last longer failing that he was trying to jump start his sex life....who knows ...but then again he could have been reading about battery Hens and thought hang on do they need a battery ****....taxi....il get mi coite....
     
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