Where's the Whitey option? Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO 49 mins ago Sky Sports understand Andy White is a target for the Barcelona media team. Barnsley FC declined to comment but an insider in the media team at Oakwell commented that Andy White yelled "f*cking get in there, ******* have some of that GG you Ligue 1 peasant" on hearing the news.
I can just see him wandering across the pitch at the Nou Camp at full time sporting a Sancho Panza mooostache and filming the players going to the fans. Messi trots past, leers into the camera shouting " Yesssss, another seex gols for me against ze blind school" and pulling Whitey's sombrero down over his eyes.