Me. In our house. My Mrs gave me permission to say so. Besides that, she’d look a bit silly in my Rupert bears.
When we got married I threw my trousers at the wife and said here put them on She said they're too big for me ..that's right I continued ...whilst we are married remember i wear the trousers in this marriage.... Quick as a flash she whipped off her knickers threw them at me and sniggered put them on..... Put them on ....theres no way I can get in to them I snapped back NO you never will if you don't change your attitude she replied....
Further to the above....my mate had the same conversation with his wife and is now proud to say after years of attending weight watchers he's proved his ex wife wrong He can get into her knickers in fact they're a little baggy on him .....cough
Definitely me…if my Mrs tells me to do the washing and ironing on say a Monday….I’ll purposely do it 24 hours later just to show her who the boss is.
After giving me some grief for drinking too much watching the football I said to her ' You'd better shut thi marth, I'll not tolerate anymore lip off yer, if tha carries on I'll pack thi bags and put my booit up yer arse and kick thi out'. I don't think she heard me because I was hoovering up when I said it.
Reminds me of the time we were first married. She came home from work & said, hiya luv, take my skirt off, I did. Take my top off, I did. Take my bra off, I did. And finally take my knickers off, I did. She said, don't let me catch you wearing them again Yeah I know, owd uns are best uns.
Put your foot down with a firm hand lads tell her straight ...you'll wash the dishes how you want to The wife and myself recently went on a spiritual red Indian shamanic journey course whereby we had to give each other a spiritual Indian name that had individual meaning and could relate to some trait that applied to each other ....and then refer to each other all weekend by it.... She christened me he who runs with water due to getting out of bed a couple of times most nights to go to the toilet I on the other hand just called her sexy horse because all she does is fxxking nag....
