Horrified by Coronavirus spreading across first world countries, the hell holes of the world will come together to raise funds. A spokesperson was quoted. "It must be sheer hell to only be able to buy the odd bag of rice every few days. And to us who have had no running water and lived amongst open sewers for decades we can only imagine the horror that the shortage of toilet rolls must be having." White Nose Day will run all day Friday and all third world countries and refugee camps will urge Mr Trump. Mr Johnson, Mr Putin, etc to stay strong
