When your lies are so bad

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    They cause a food shortage.
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Dec 20, 2020
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    Who tells lies?
     
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    Boris as only got the channel blocked, get your shopping in asap everyone
     
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    Well done Matt Hancock.
     
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    Amusingly there will be all the processed fish the EU super trawlers have dropped off at UK ports over the last week destined for the French and Spanish markets going off some where
     
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    And when people believe every word of them. ..... and it's always the other country's fault....Never good old "Boris".
     
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    They havent ....yet
    and it will be the French to blame - says he all nostradamus like
     
    Farnham_Red, Dec 20, 2020
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    Public Announcement: To those who ordered unicorns there may be a delay. We can't say how long the delay will be, however we have been told to look for sunlit uplands as an indicator of their imminent arrival.

    Hands, face, fish.
     
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    Find as many dock leaves as you can, flour, lav roll and bendy bananas will be in short supply. Just wrapped the missus a 9 pack of quilted in anticipation.
     
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    We’re getting it a week early though helpfully so we can try before we buy thanks to Matthew’s helpful strain lies.
     
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    A six figure sum worth of langoustines from Loch Fyne is somewhere between Scotland and France and now won't arrive in time for Christmas orders.
     
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    TBF they probably will be largely culpable, as much as Johnson is horribly incompetent .
    They also have to be one of the most irritatingly self centred arrogant nations on earth
     
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    You're British, right?
     
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    So? My point was the French have caused more trouble than enough with so called industrial action over the years while their government did nothing. Presume by your answer you were happy with incidents the stealing and burning of sheep stuff in the past, although in this case the original post infers it’s due to lies rather than the new COVID strain and travel regulations, mind you it’s hardly likely the mutation isn’t not happening in most places anyway.
    I'm not a nationalist if that's what you mean, proud Yorkshireman probably covers it and ends there.

    But neither am I an apologist of the type that seems happy to run our country down at every bend and twist while pretending everywhere else is better
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    Oh and before you ask I voted remain and think this government is an absolute shower of ****!
     
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    So panic food buying Christmas week - what could possibly do wrong? (Could actually came out as cod with predictive text - how appropriate!)
     
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    Another own goal following losing out on car tax and fuel duty cos nobodys going anywhere and then losing out on booze duty cos they shut the pubs and restaurants.

    Guess its all part of the plan... saw this from sky news australia and its hard to believe its real and not a parody...
     
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    First hand experience here. I've woken up this morning to messages from 4 overseas suppliers totalling just over 100 tonnes of food that was supposed to arrive before Christmas which they have now cancelled the delivery of as they cannot risk their drivers being stuck in England.
     
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    Kettle/frying pan alert....
     
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