Missus and junior away for the weekend. Last night had some mates over and got hammered. Woke up this morning hung over to fck. Ordered a McDonald's breakfast to be delivered, with french fries and full fat coke. Went back to sleep. Woke up at 1pm, reheated the leftovers of last night's chilli, consumed, went back to bed and watched youtube clips. Found stream, watched match. It was brill. Ordered dirty pizza, consumed while reading about today's footy. Probably going back to bed soon. The missus doesn't get back until Monday, but hopefully I'll be a bit more productive in her absence tomorrow.