Well the Chancellor doesn’t know the difference between a

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    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

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    Cabbage and a Lettuce. Just watched a news bulletin and he’s at a hot dog stall or something similar, and he asked for something and asked if it was cabbage or Lettuce. or (couldn’t find a lettuce on its own) edit: Emojis not shown??
     
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    It must be difficult for him though. Being both a cabbage and a wet lettuce. Bound to be a bit confusing.

    Edit. You said Chancellor and for some reason I had Hancock in my head. As you were.
     
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    The difference is obvious:

    Cabbage: a member of the Cabinet.

    Lettuce: an instruction from the Government and its advisors to the proles. "You must follow the rules, but lettuce do whatever we like."
     
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    Raab on Marr said he doesn`t comment on World leaders after talking abart Boris just a minute before. Got summat reight or is he angling for his job.
     
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    He doesn't know the difference between a covered market and an open market either.
     
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