Wayne Rooney

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  1. Donny Red

    Donny Red Well-Known Member

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    Been revealed he was arrested in the States on the 16th December for the use of obscene language
    whilst intoxicated. Court hearing pending.
     
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    He’s paid the fine so He’s ok
     
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    No, that's just his scouse accent. Haha
     
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    It's OK, his spokesman's cleared it all up:

    "During the flight Wayne took a prescribed amount of sleeping tablets mixed with some alcohol consumption and consequently was disorientated on arrival."

    I'm thinking of getting myself a spokesman. It'd cost a few quid I'm sure but it's got to be a lot easier than taking personal responsibility for one's own actions.
     
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    Does seem over the top doesn't it. "Wayne had a couple too many drinks and acted in a embarrasing way, he would like to apologise for his conduct"
    It's hardly the biggest crime in the world is it.
     
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    "disorientated on arrival" - best Euphamism for pissed I have heard this year.
    Why cant he just say unfortunately I had a few too many drinks and am sorry for the way I behaved
     
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    I think we should all try to use it to get it adopted. "I had twelve bottles of Orkney Skull Splitter last night. I was so disoriented on arrival I pissed in the cupboard under the stairs, then remembered I live in a bungalow."
     
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    Apart from cheating with prostitutes, drink driving and multiple arrests, he seems like a thoroughly decent chap.
     
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    As they say "You can take the lad out of Croxteth but you can't take Croxteth out of the lad!"
     
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