Where’s the normal Jumble Lane clusterfudgery update ? it’s been the only thing coming out of Oakwell for the last month.
Don't ruin the surprise, Jud. Me and Nudger are working through the night to complete a new, fit for purpose bridge that will comfortably cope with Matchday footfall, and then some. We designed it ourselves and the spine of it is made from bog roll tubes. Just between us, we have celebrity guests Willie Ferry and Dave Regis lined up for the grand opening at 1:30pm tomorrow and there are cask ales, at the halfway point, served by top football impressionist Tom Kennedy.
Made from bog rolls? Very environmentally friendly. If you could incorporate an electric car charging point at each end you could win an award
I suggested that but Nudger overruled me in favour of something better for the environment. So we have installed a fuel pump and are doing red diesel for 90p/litre.
He's a smart cookie is nudger. Are the rumours true that there is to be a statue of Paul Heckingbottom in the middle of the bridge?
Statue? Come on man, you know my business partner is close to the man himself. But I can't say more than that. See you there at 1:30 tomorrow?
I'm already camping out in market gate carpark. I'm not daft, the queues to be first over will be massive if I leave it any later
Ah can’t believe I missed the highlight of the match day build up ♂️Probably as I’ve become a less frequent visitor to the official site given the club is in a coma
Here is the link: http://barnsleyfc.org.uk/threads/official-site-no-access-information-i-stoke-city.284998/
