Toilet roll shortage anyone

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  1. shed131

    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Then you will be pleased to know that the Sheffield Wednesday shop in Meadow Hall has plenty of shirts you can wipe your Ar5e on...

    Taxi.... Lol
     
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    Unless one of the symptoms of Covid-19 is dysentery, I can’t see how stockpiling of roll will help. Anyway, I’m posh and have a bidet.
     
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    Thought they were for washing your feet in.... Lol
     
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    We have an en suite with a shower next to the bog so if all else fails its just a case of sticking my backside in there

    has there been a run on bidet sales in the last couple of weeks?
     
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    us too.
     
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    Can you remember the time when (ahem) people used to chuck bog rolls on the pitch from the ponty?
     
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    Not Wafflestomping surely!?!
     
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    Can’t be that posh, I have a young man do it for me.
     
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