This would cause a stir at Oakwell!

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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Footballer pulls shorts down and exposes his manhood in attempt to put opponent off

    One Colombian first division contest was marred by a particularly bizarre moment when Sante Fe defender Geisson Perera pulled down his pants to try and distract an opposition free-kick taker

    Geisson Perea opted for one of the more unconventional distraction tactics during Sante Fe's Colombian first division match against Jaguares when he exposed his manhood before defending a free-kick.

    Perea, 31, was preparing to line up in the wall when he made the bold decision to let it all hang out and try to get in the head of the opposition. Needless to say, there have been quite a few critics of his conduct, with many claiming getting out his tackle was a step too far.

    While he may have simply been trying to do whatever it took to ensure the free-kick ended up anywhere but the back of the net, Perea should know better than to resort to such crude behaviour.

    Remarkably, after exposing his most intimate areas in a packed stadium on a busy pitch, Perea managed to evade punishment during the game. The referee failed to spot the bizarre moment and as a result the defender was allowed to carry on for the remainder of the clash.

    Unfortunately for the families tuning in, where the referee failed the television cameras did not, and Perea's package was broadcast to the many watching at home.

    From the mirror!
     
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    3 Game ban for McGeehan...:)
     
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    'No Toby, Norwood not more wood' :D
     
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    I saw Jaguares play at Pereira in January!
    Thankfully none of the Pereira players felt the need to whip anything out. :)
     
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    Talking abart whip's, r lass said lets go to bed an av sum whippet sex, r said never had that before, she sez no but i'm usually on the end of it, Whip it in Whip it art a whipe it.
     
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    Hung out to dry. The guy who tried to put the opponent off, not his penis.
     
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    #9 lk311, Oct 18, 2022
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    There’s a video doing the rounds at the minute that shows a Dutch truck driver stood at his truck window from below the waist out the window doing a similar thing whilst the truck is moving down what looks like a motorway.
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    Another one of footballs hard men (perhaps)? :rolleyes:
     
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    Not as much of a stir as the Flatbreads, did they really exist?
     

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