The Law of the Sod.

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  1. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Missis has worked frontline NHS throughout the pandemic. Catches Covid now when she’s been double vaccinated.

    Obviously I’m sympathetic but chuff me cos she not have done it before the football season started?

    I know BoJo the clown reckons I don’t need to self isolate if my test comes back negative tomorrow but I’m obviously not gonna go to Oakwell tomorrow night and risk other peoples health.

    Anyone got a cat I can kick?
     
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    That is rubbish timing but well done for doing the right thing, no matter how annoying it is.
     
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    Would never be an option. The Government has pretty much abandoned us so we need to look after each other.
     
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    Spoken like a true Anarchist ;)
     
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    You're just selfish in your 300 bedroom mansion.

    Hope your maids and butlers are isolating too.
     
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    Hope she's not feeling too poorly with it. Terrible timimg.
     
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    No slots with Ocado for delivery so we will have to eat the servants i’m afraid.
     
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    She’s feeling really crap today but hopefully won’t last too long. Thank god for the vaccines.
     
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    Hope she recovers quickly and you dont get it either.
    At least a midweek game should be available on iFollow for a tenner - not sure if its on the sky red button
     
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    Several of our neighbours. Once you're back in circulation, feel free to pay us a visit and kick away to your heart's content.
     
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    Bit harsh on the hard working intelligent people who developed vaccines, giving all the credit to a unspecified diety like that.
     
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    I will polish my steel cappers in anticipation.
     
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    Sorry to here this mate.

    Don't kick a cat. An effigy of Boris de Pfeffel Johnson seems more appropriate. You are no doubt doing the right thing. He wouldn't & hasn't.
     
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    Why use an effigy it would be far more satisfying and productive to use the original
     
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    I'd like to stick that brolly where the sun don't shine for sure.
     
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