The EFL Awards BBS Version

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  1. fir

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    Feel free to add your own nominations.....

    THE EFL (Barnsley) Awards

    The Life of Brian Award for finding the worst case scenario when all things considered, things are jolly good .

    Nominees

    Sir Psycho Sexy

    Conan Troutman

    Dragon Tyke


    The Pharrell Williams Happy Clapper Award

    Nominees

    Stahlrost

    JLWBigLil

    Bossman

    Dragon Tyke


    The Esther Rantzen That’s Life Award for pointing out to the powers that be that everything is s#it

    Nominees

    Supertyke

    Dreamboy

    Young Nudger


    The Gloria Hunniford Award for Missing People

    Nominees

    Jay

    Rothred

    Alityke


    The News of the World I know something you don’t know award

    Nominees

    Poet

    Redarmychris

    Hemsworth Tyke

    Whitey


    The Donal McIntyre Observational Award for Police and Supporters Behaviours

    Nominees

    Barnsley Loyal

    Young Nudger

    Gordon Owen

    Dee Tee
     
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    Disappointed not to see me in the most handsome poster category. It must have been retired in my honour.
     
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  3. I'm Spartacus

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    Did you miss me award.

    Nominee.

    Moanman Spoutman.
     
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    I'm gutted, I thought I'd get "Pedant of the Year".
     
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    Please vote for me. I'm a proper fan again as I went to Norwich and Blackburn, I'm off to Newcastle and I've got an enormous flag in my boot.
     
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    So is that a euphemism for finally admitting your gay tendencies :)
     
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    I remember when I was younger asking a young lady in a bar for an example of a euphemism. She was only too happy to give me one.
     
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    An obliging and generous young lady....

    By the way, where do you go for a pre-match beer? Me and Anne are definitely going next monday. Drop me a PM.
     
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    Hi Brush, I've just sent you a PM - I think! If it doesn't arrive please post on here telling me what time you didn't get it. Ta.
     
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    **** me, how did l get on that, l barely post on those issues. Very observant if you've found those posts.
     
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    Did you win anything at aintree
     
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    My usual £4.22.

    Got that wasted l didn't see the last two races.

    Best day in racing.
     
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