Teams like Barnsley eh.....

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  1. wolvestyke

    wolvestyke Well-Known Member

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    I saw this posted on the FB Tykes Talk page (so should credit Heather Barton). Clearly some opposition fans are starting to sit up and take notice.....

    From the QPR forum.
    "QPR were well beaten at Loftus Road on Wednesday night, run off the park comprehensively by a uniquely energetic Barnsley side on a six game winning streak.
    Sometimes you just have to hold your hands up. Maybe if we’d put them up and kept them there Barnsley might have agreed to leave us the **** alone for two minutes.
    In this dirgiest of Championship dirges, with two thirds of the league locked in the 52-points-and-out Mykonos slog, here, at last, came something a little bit different. Barnsley, five wins in a row, 15 wins in 25 league games. Barnsley, oldest player 26, average age a shade under 23. Barnsley, apparently missing the memo we all get around our tenth birthday about not all crowding around the football, collectively tearing about the pitch in a giant dustcloud. Barnsley whose players can apparently not only cope with more than two games a week, and with more than an hour at a time within those games, but cope with it at the speed and ferocity of a category five hurricane. Barnsley. Chastening. Eye-opening. I couldn’t believe it either.
    Ball in the opposition penalty area? They’ll dispatch eight men there immediately to chase it. Ball given away on halfway? Coming straight back at you, pursued by three forwards and three attacking midfielders. Halfway line and offside line? Same thing mate. Anything within 45 yards of the goal expect to be attacked by the goalkeeper – his vision is based on movement. You think you’ve seen high line, high press? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
    They were a ceaseless, tireless, incessant, rabid pain in the arse from start to finish. It wasn’t unusual for all ten outfield players to be in the opposition half. Super high risk, mega high reward. There was no hiding place, for the ball or any of the QPR players. Tempo off the scale. Two touches without being killed to death was a rare, luxuriant treat. It was like watching a game played on x2.5 speed. The whole thing was migraine inducing. I thought they were absolutely ******* fantastic. I was exhausted watching them. Exhausted and jealous.”

    Brilliant - I love it!
     
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Better than most of us could have penned.
     
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    Killed to death......love it.
     
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    Excellent. I’m exhausted reading that.. :)
     
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    Think that's the 5th time I've read it!
     
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    Hehe me too
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Love the bit about being attacked by the goalkeeper :p
     
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    It’s all that Heaven Allows :cool:
     
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    Isn't that excellent, funny and incisive. VI should be posting it on the dressing room wall.
     
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    me too, and I haven't got tired of reading it either :)
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    I think it’s just a brilliant disguise :)
     
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    Shouldn`t you be gerrin an early start with that Match report.
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    I’m on it....I still use t’old typewriter
     
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    It's the 5th time I've read it on here! After I read it where it was originally published.
     

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