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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    #1 Terry Nutkins, Oct 27, 2019
    Is anal with a female, really that good?

    Or is it just because it’s a bit more difficult?

    It’s one of histories great snooker mysteries.

    Easy pink or difficult brown.
     
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    #2 Jack Tatty, Oct 27, 2019

    Don't leave brown on the cushion.
     
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    #3 leebrilleaux, Oct 27, 2019
    Even harder (more difficult) without the extension ......
     
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    #4 Stephen Dawson, Oct 28, 2019
    It's definitely more difficult. It's a no go for most women. I had it more whilst I was single.
     
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    #5 jedi one, Oct 28, 2019
    easy pink everytime and put the white in the top pocket
     
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    #6 Bossman, Oct 28, 2019
    Did he ask you outright? And were you reluctant at first before you agreed?
     
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    #7 pompey_red, Oct 28, 2019
    A difficult brown, possibly on the table next door is ultimately more rewarding surely? I mean when you are retelling the story in the pub will anyone be bothered If you knocked one in over pocket on your own table, or the brown that was on next doors?
     
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    #8 Stephen Dawson, Oct 28, 2019
    It was a woman with a Chien Lee Barnsley F.C chocolate dildo.
     
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    #9 #FWF, Oct 28, 2019
    Lost my virginity potting the difficult brown. Unintentional - didn't know what I was doing and went for the wrong one.
     
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    #10 Jack Tatty, Oct 28, 2019
    Did you use a big of screw or did you follow through on the white and go in off?
     
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    #11 #FWF, Oct 28, 2019
    I don't know what I did. I remember she said something like 'Well, it's my period so maybe we should adapt'. I had no clue what she was on about at the time.
     
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    #12 Jack Tatty, Oct 28, 2019
    Taking on a red when going for a colour is a big schoolboy error.
     
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    #13 #FWF, Oct 28, 2019
    That's because I still was.
     
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    #14 Jay, Oct 28, 2019
    The snooker analogy is fc*ked up, as the pink is worth 6 and the brown 4, it's the easy pink every time.

    Me, I'm hoping to bump into FWFs adaptable friend.
     
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    #15 #FWF, Oct 28, 2019
    The night that happened I went back to her house - she was a student in a house-share - and I had no intention of making a move.
    I told her I was thirsty and she pointed to a container in the kitchen with 'Tea' written on it and she disappeared off to her room.
    I opened the container and it was full of condoms, which I obviously took as a sign. When soon after I started to undress her, she made some comment about me being very confident and sure of myself, which I thought was odd. I found out later she didn't drink tea and genuinely thought there were teabags in there. It was her housemate who had filled it with condoms.
     
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    #16 Jay, Oct 28, 2019
    Laughing. Great story. This BBS should be devoted to that night.
     
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    #17 Old Goat, Oct 28, 2019
    That one deserves an airing on Graham Norton's big red chair.
     
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    #18 Terry Nutkins, Oct 29, 2019
    That is one glorious episode.

    inbetweeners-esque
     
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    #19 Gordon Owen, Oct 29, 2019
    Taken a bit of advice and loaded up the tea bag tin with condoms whilst the missus is at work. She'll probably want a coffee when she gets in.
     
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    #20 Jack Tatty, Oct 29, 2019
    One lump or two?

    Brown sugar?

    Cream?
     
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