Kacper Łopata Kacper got his name, obviously, from the Polish version of the friendly ghost. He's the same as the American version, except he has a taste for Pierogi and Golabki. Kacper describes himself as an old fashioned centre half. When he signed for Southend, he ate a dinner plate to prove this. Away from football, Kacper enjoys duck pin bowling, and has bowled 11 perfect games this year alone. His favourite CD to play in the car is actually an angle grinder disc. Kacper doesn't have any phobia's, however he does have a strong dislike of takeaway menu distributors. His favourite colour is Ou Crimson, and his favourite sound is that of a pigeon crashing into his living room window. He was born on the same day as Barnsley's memorable 1-1 draw at home to Rotherham, early in our relegation season of 01/02. Bruce Dyer scored. Kacper will be having a Bruce Dyer tattoo on his face to commemorate this in due course.
The unusual accent on Kacper's surname means that his full name is actually pronounced 'Michael Barrymore' Kacper's first childhood memory is of growing up shoeless and destitute in the favelas of Belo Horizonte. This is odd as he is actually the son of orthodontists from Milton Keynes Kacper calls a spade a spade. Kacper's lucky number is 48 Kacper loves all seafood, except for prawns. 'Grey and dismal until they get on a barbecue, then all of a sudden, they're lovely and pink. Untrustworthy baastard mother fuucker cuunts' he explains.
