Some facts about new signing Andy Dallas

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  1. Archey

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    Andy's decision to sign for the reds is purely down to the new home kit. When he wears the home shirt, he believes he is fulfilling his lifelong dream to play for the Dallas Stars.

    Dallas has 7 different cleaning agents currently under his kitchen sink. His favourite is Brasso, as it does a great job on the medieval suit of armour he has in his hallway.

    His favourite colour is Ultramarine.

    He was at a car boot sale on the day Michael Jackson died, and he will always remember that.

    Andy doesn't own an air fryer, rather a halogen oven.

    During the pandemic, Andy made 17 tiktok videos, taught himself how to ski in his living room, and set up an online marketing company. The company folded in late 2020 after a period of inactivity. It was called 'Dallas does marketing'.
     
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    It's wonderful how all these facts about our new players emerge once they've signed.
    Things we never knew.
     
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    You’re getting too funny for your own bloody good. Expect me & Jay to come round & batter you. Or depress you, your choice.. :)
     
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    Andy's surname is actually Funkweasel, but he was born with a full head of hair and beard, looking the spitting image of Tom Skerritt.
     
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    He doesn't do the reverse cowgirl due to the risk of penile fracture.
     
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