Slip inside the eye of my arse

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  1. John Peachy

    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    Sit down on my fireplce, your arse is on fire.

    So Sally don't wait.
     
    John Peachy, Sep 5, 2020
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    Call the doctor... I'm sure he'll find out the trouble.
     
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    An improvement on the original.
     
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    I've got the chills and shits they're multiplying and my bowels have lost control.
     
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  5. Gimson&theBarnsleys

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    It started with a ****, that's when I found I'd got syphlis.
     
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    I'm guessing it was only a clinka that got warm causing your back eye to start running.
     
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    Oh go on then, to the tune of Dean Martin’s Magic Moments,
    It wasn’t the grass that tickled your arse it was my little finger,
    Gerroff of me knob you’re making it throb I’m getting a hard on
    I’ll never forget the smell of the sweat from under your armpits
     
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    Tarntyke, Sep 5, 2020
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    You cannot improve on the greatest song of all time.
     
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