Sam Matterface

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  1. shed131

    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Is it just me who thinks he's totally sh.1te at this commentating game......discuss at your will
     
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    Frans Well-Known Member

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    It’s not just you, he’s abysmal
     
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    His commentary is as weak as a glass of orange squash, which is half a part orange, and 52 parts water.
     
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    The worst commentator on TV.
     
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    Up there with Johnathan Pearce.
     
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    O yeah, I forgot about him (wish I could):)
     
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    These cliches he keeps on coming out with. Definitely bottom of the pile fodder in comparison to some of the Sky / BT commentators.
     
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    I think.... he's not only Sh.1te but he's an embarrassment......if he's the best ITV can come up with.then it's time they stopped covering football matches
     
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    Almost as bad ..... as .... that ..... guy ....who used to ..... do ..... championship ..... matches ..... many years ..... ago.... and paused .... perhaps, for .... dramatic effect .....every few ..... words. I think he was ITV too.
     
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    Harry Kane as almost as many records as HMV ,omg
     
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    The new thing (to my knowledge) that he started doing tonight was refer to players' goalscoring records for England in terms of 'seasons' e.g. 'that's Saka's third goal this season for England', meaning England games are done by 'seasons.' I don't think he realises it doesn't work like that. I think he's appalling.
     
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    He made that Euro Semi final almost unwatchable. Clearly very enthusiastic but simply not upto the job.
     
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    Bring back John Helm
     
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    William Shatner?
     
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    Robert Peston ?
     
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    Christoper Walken?
     
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    He has to be stopped going on national TV. He makes me want to hoof the tele through the boring twit
     
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    Well I like him.
     
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