Breaking news - One of Their own Heckingbottom sacked at Leeds United. Following a 5 hour practice match against Doncaster Belles at Thorp Arch this morning in which no goals were scored (apart from the FIVE the belles fired in) an emergency board meeting was called. The board reluctantly decided to terminate the contract of the Head Coach. The board would like to put on record and thank Slimey Paul for his hard work and dedication in his time at Leeds United!! P.S The Belles played with no Goalkeeper.