Owlstalk. Who tf do they think they are?

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  1. AthersleyRed

    AthersleyRed Well-Known Member

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    "Every bloody week

    now, I’m about to get a bit disrespectful now but I’m SOOOOOOO beyond caring

    Every FLIPPIN WEEK

    who are we playing?

    a team I’ve often never heard of, and we have no rivalry with, and I can’t name a player current or old

    where is the team from?

    don’t know…. Could be near wales, could be near Scotland, could be a bit of London

    you can tell me they’re from near Dorset… no way will I remember next season

    what’s the stadium like?

    you can see the car park behind the goal, or a row of houses… many a late night watching highlights, wondering, can they see the game from their bedroom windows, do they watch?

    the season goes by in a blur, you think, so I really support a tin pot team? We’re from a big city, we have a 38k seater stadium

    I can understand this division if you have an easy drive down the road… and you’re from some little town and you’ve never been higher than league one and two… it’s probably quite romantic and enjoyable

    this is just horrendous

    every week

    even when it’s good it’s rubbish

    oh we’ve beat thingington rovers or barnstable academicals…. Big flippin whoopty poopity doo."

    Jesus.
     
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    They haven't beaten anyone in two attempts against a club starting with 'Barns'. Someone should remind him.:)
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    One of ems even asking if they could lure Duff away :D:D
     
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    Do they not teach geography down there? Forest Green and Port Vale are surely the only teams not directly named after somewhere at least decently sized.

    It's not as if Sheffield is a gleaming metropolis....
     
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    I don't they teach anything in Sheffield, I don't think they've even discovered flushing toilets.

    Also, Arsenal
     
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    I meant in the league. I think Charlton is maybe forgivable if you've never been south of Chesterfield.
     
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