Or you could just settle for our match day experience. Shitty pies, scalding coffee, only 2 turnstiles open, East stand concourse, etc. (by the way, has our match day experience improved as the owners promised at their press conference?)
My match day experience: 2:55 Si thi in a bit luv. 3:00 Match kicks off 3:45 Half time 4:05 Second afe kicks off 4:50 Final whistle 4:55 Am back luv, wun ageeun 4:56. bottle of Westons, ow I.
I`d get thissen a dog for if we go up next season, its part of the gerrin hooem after match ritual, kickin it when we lose.