New Suez canal?

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  1. Brush

    Brush Well-Known Member

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    Brush, Apr 1, 2021
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    Hahaha Mo Sez love it
     
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    It will fool some!
    I did like the bit about:
    " threatening Europe’s vital supply chains from Asia, bringing everything from toilet roll and iPhones to takeaways and PPE."

    I realised the connections between these essential items as follows:

    1) Eat a takeaway-obviously a dodgy far east one
    2) Rush to the bog as it tries to make a surprise appearance from the other end
    3) Sit on bog in relief
    4) Use iphone to amuse yourself and post pictures of your pants around your ankles whilst sat on bog
    5) Reach for the toilet roll
    6) Drop iphone down bog as you are unable to multi-task
    7) Shout the other half to bring you the rubber gloves and mask-quick!

    Some devious Asian entrepreneur has worked us out to a T :D:D:D
     
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    This seems more plausible than a bridge to Northern Ireland.
     
    Donks, Apr 1, 2021
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    It could work they just need to underfund a few more public services almost out of existence , it’s worked with NHS,Education, local Government (labour influenced), the Justice dept and law and order in general .
    All done without any repercussions from the voters despite the mismanagement and corruption of everything they’ve touched .
    All they have to do is mention Brexit and the EU and the plebs rally round them like **** to a blanket .
     
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    I think I'll buy some Dulux shares, they're gonna need loads of red, white and blue.
     
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    Throw in a couple of Union Jacks on flag poles and jobs a good 'un
     
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    My suspicions were raised by the study’s author, named ‘Iver Shovel’
     
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