Message for tomorrow

At the Final Whistle, please stay off the Pitch
You don't want to end up winning Player of Season Award

 

I'll be halfway down the gangway

 

Depending on how game goes I might be half way down a pint int Dove

 

First message: Please stay off the pitch at the end of the game.
Second message: Can all those supporters on the pitch please return to the stands

 

Pitch invasion from fans would be the most entertaining thing we've seen at Oakwell in quite some time.

 

Third message: At full time, can all the players swap with the supporters. They might actually put up a better showing than you lot have this season!.

 

Pitch invasion for one of our worst seasons would be very strange.

I can’t lie, I’ve never seen the logic to it. Maybe if you win the league, I could possibly understand but even then I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t.

 

I think people do it because its 'naughty' and there aren't major repercussions. If the club told people not to run on the pitch and backed that up with sub-machine guns I think lots of supporters would stay in their seats

 

We could plug the seats into the national grid, and give them an electric buzz as punishment lol.
Or make them watch hours of (insert your worst tv show here..), on a big screen.

 

Best way to keep folk of the pitch would be to announce the following
At the conclusion of the game would all supporters who think we have had a good season please make your way on to the pitch to show your appreciation
Those left in the stands can now take the P1..ss out of these gullible morrons

 

I think we should get a few tigers in cages that will sort it

 

I think you’re probably right. Embarrassing when there’s adults in their 50s strolling on.

 

Turn up & support the mighty Reds.

 

Surely the best way to stop people going on to the pitch is to tell them they should go on the pitch

 

There will be no one there to run on the pitch given the ***** that's been served up this season

 

I’ll be watching it at home so I’ll probably just run into my back garden at full time.

 

Hey Boss, can anybody be given a lifetime ban from their own back garden lol, for obscene and loutish behaviour.

 

I’m not even going to the game and even if I was I can’t for me understand why anyone would want to go near the pitch considering the absolutely crap season we have had to endure.

 

I think the club would be more embarrassed if nobody ran on at the end.
Just imagine the tannoy announcement "would spectators PLEASE run on to the pitch."
"Please"