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  1. Abruzzo Red

    Abruzzo Red Well-Known Member

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    how does this ever happen lol
     
    Abruzzo Red, Aug 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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    Imagine being Macaulay Culkin, it happened to him twice.
     
    Jay, Aug 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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    "Accidentally"
     
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    It happened on our Sports Tour to Lloret de Mar at university. One of the lasses from our dance team somehow didn’t get back on our coach from the ferry. She later told us that the rugby team let her on theirs but stripped her naked and tied cans of lager to her hands that they wouldn’t take off until she’d drunk them. They also trashed the coach so the driver wouldn’t set back off until they all paid £100 for repairs. This was the same team who were all given a goldfish to keep alive for the 36 hour coach journey there then told to swallow it when they arrived.

    I should edit to add that she didn’t seem particularly upset about the ordeal and seemed to think it was all part of going on tour.
     
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    Abruzzo Red Well-Known Member

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    that sounds like a delightful tour :rolleyes:
     
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    TBF, Seoul is a little larger than Newcastle - and not enough of the signs are in English...!
     
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    Think he might have a new nickname when he gets back training with the lads
     
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    Our team coach was by far the most sophisticated and was a bit embarrassing for the other sports teams as we all just had a nice time. Travelling 36 hours on a coach with no spare seats was a bit brutal though and we took it in turns to sleep on the floor in the aisle. Almost everyone got return flights so there was far more space on the way back.
     
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    kektyke, Aug 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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    Ah ok.

    Both hoaxes for likes on twitter.

    Because there is any point left to social media left at all
     
    RamTam, Aug 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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    Stray Targett
     
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    Make or female rugby team?
     
    lk311, Aug 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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    Male.
     
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    I think when they signed him. He was their Sole target at the time.
    Coit at the ready.
     
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    Another episode of Home alone
     
    Kevin Schofield, Aug 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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    Technically he only missed one plane - in Home Alone 2 he got on the wrong plane !

    hope you are well Jay lad.
     
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    I think I saw the video on a site we can no longer access without using a VPN or sending a photo of our passport to someone in Nigeria...
     
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