Little update for barnsleyreds

Still got half a roll left. Will update at a quarter

 

If anyone is running short I was in my local Tesco earlier and there was a plentiful supply of Guardians, Mails, Suns and Mirrors.

 

Buy a shower hose and head from KDA, attach it to your sink taps, position it next to the pan, and spray away. Problem solved.

 

Seen the price of the Grauniad nowadays? fck me.

 

Cheers mate.

Will eagerly await the next update.

I’m down to 2 rolls of my original pack. I’m still none the wiser whether me or the mrs uses more, mind.

 

From what I've seen all Barnsleyreds has been doing is posting some common sense in the face of the "I'm still going down the pub" fraternity and the bonkers notion (now reversed) of generating herd immunity without an accompanying vaccine.

 

My bathroom's so small I reckon I could cut out the middle man and crap directly into the toilet whilst standing in the bath having a shower.

 

It would be the equivalent of the luxury Andrex stuff with coconut oil in it. Soft, strong and pleasingly absorbent.

 

Oh I know that. Its just that I realised a week ago whilst talking to barnsleyreds that I apparently don't use anywhere near as much toilet paper as most people so now I'm actually curious how long it lasts (without any rationing or weird attempts at using less)

 

My mum bless her decided to buy me a couple of extra packs of 4 so at the current rate of use I'm sorted till 2026

 

If I understand that correctly, in normal circumstances you have a man in the middle of your bathroom while you're having a crap? Weirdo.

 

Well I have to have someone in there to monitor the toilet paper usage don't I

 

I need more information. How can you be sure you’re down to half a roll? I hope in the interest of scientific accuracy you unravelled the whole roll before starting it and counted the squares?

 

All those who had bidets removed to gain space in their bathrooms, who's laughing now then?

 

Cheers mate.

 

Same with all those people that got a gag toilet roll as a Christmas gift. Turned out to be the most valuable gift.

 

Its funny you say that because I genuinely looked at it tonight and considered unrolling it and counting how many was left but then I remembered I didn't now how many there was to start with so didn't bother. That and I realised it was a bit of a weird thing to do

 

Impressive, but nothing compared with my mate's flat in one of the oldest parts of St Petersburg. The apartment was built in the days when people washed at the local bath house, so there was no bathroom at all in the original design. The only room with any piping at all was the kitchen, so the bath and bog had just been tacked on in there. And the kitchen was not especially big. It was insane. If you were late for work, you could very easily sit on the bog and fry your eggs at the same time as you were doing your morning poo. Multi-tasking at its very finest.

 

My mate's had to resort to using newspapers as toilet roll.
The Times are rough..

 

Just cr@p in the shower and shove it down the plughole with your toe....works better after a night on the real ale or a dodgy kebab which aren't options at the moment .