I've been thrown in Facebook Jail...

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  1. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    There's this page 'Vegan Humour', (humor?) where we basically take the pi55 out of ourselves and the ignorant majority in equal measure. Harmless, really..
    Somebody posts about having a meat eating girlfriend & asks how he might get shut of her. I replied- "Feed her to the Lions.."
    Crash, bang, wallop -5 minutes later, notified that my post has been removed & I'm sent down for a 24 hour stretch, for inciting violent behaviour, or some other heinous crime..
    It's a fair cop, I suppose. & I thought it was me who's the 'Wokeflake' or whatever..
    My first time in the nick. As long as Back Scuttle Dawson isn't in here with me, I think I can handle it.. o_O
     
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    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    Ah, it would appear that I was already on probation, for threatening to break some racist ****ers nose on April 22nd of this year. I forgot about that.. :rolleyes:
     
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    Probably Jeremy Clarkson or summat. Out of interest, does your group ever discuss the human atrocity that is tofu?
     
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    Facebook's algorithms have gone mad. I got warned for making an "irrelevant" post. The post was about chess. In a chess group.
     
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    Tyke The Tree-Frog Well-Known Member

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    Facebooks and twitters standards are ridiculous at times. I know nobodies a big fan of trump but I did find it funny he got blocked off twitter whilst Putin was fine and Muhammad bin salman was allowed haha.
     
  6. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    Tofu sucks. There, I said it.!!:eek:
     
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    need to stop going off tangents....:)
     
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    you naughty boy :)
     
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    Perhaps it was just having a pop at your chess playing abilities :)
     
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    We're moving soon, having a clear out, the Mrs used to do Anne Summers stuff, so......in an Anne Summers group, she's attempted to sell some ...ahem...adult toys.
    Been banned for infringing Facebook's standards.....they have standards??? So it would appear u can't sell adult toys in an Anne Summers group?
     
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    I'm not surprised, you tree-hugging, woke, loony leftie, vegan!
     
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    When I was on, about 2016, I got my first warning for saying tran-ny, in the context of the van though. Fair enough I thought, day later I was talking about football and said 'chink in their armour', ended up getting banned for 24 hours for 2 warnings. Obviously chink/chinkie is the slang for Chinese but in both my cases it was just dialect. The algorithm is mental
     
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    Hope you don't mind me asking but are you vegan then Mr C...if so how long ....ive been on the dark side some 13 years now...way before it became fashionable lol....
     
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    These days Stu, if you say yer vegan you get locked up and thrown in jail.
    :D
     
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    24 hours ! Pfffftt, that's nowt, I was banned for 173 days out of 365 last year . My record so far !
    There will be a few on here not surprised at that though ;);)o_O
     
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    Ar lass is vegan. She has this tofu mushroom and avocado monstrosity for breakfast. Basically worse than a war crime.
     
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    Bet her farts are delightful.
     
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    I was kicked off ages ago.
     
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    Farmers that farm the fields that surround our house have been and all the lambs have vanished today, off for their trip they go on every year, never to return.
    The ewes spend a couple of days looking forlorn and making a bloody racket, then the tupps go in and they're up the duff and the cycle starts again.
    So the Mrs is cursing the evil farmers now and she's bloody veggie again.
    Until she fancies a bacon butty.
    Good job there ain't pigs in the fields too.
     
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    The vegetarians don't realise that if nobody ate meat we'd still have to cull livestock anyway or introduce natural apex predators that may be a risk to humans.
     
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