Is the Daily Express a parody rag now

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  1. Farnham_Red

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    Farnham_Red, Nov 5, 2020
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    I have literally nearly p!ssed myself laughing at this.

    One of the funniest / scariest things in British politics at the minute is that Theresa May & IDS seem the most left wing people in the House of Commons.
     
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    It has been for years hasn't it?

    The huge irony is that had Remain won, we wouldn't have had to worry about any trade deals.
     
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    We will suffer more with Biden as president instead of Trump who loves Britain. But I don't see how people who cannot vote in the election are to blame for the result of it.
     
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    And you base that on what exactly - Trump has shown he puts America first and no way would he do a deal that wasnt in Americas interests to help us out. He hasnt the power anyway Congress has to agree trade deals. It doesnt matter who is president we dont get a great deal with the USA.
     
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    The Express has been a joke for years, its due to boost sales any time now with its annual UK braced for freezing conditions and worst snow for x number of years.
     
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    Dave Gorman did a piece once, there’s literally a list of about a dozen headlines which between them make up more than half of all the Express’ front page headlines.
     
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    Does that include the summer heatwave alerts and the winter minus 50 warnings?
     
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    It's the fcukin' Express - the Daily Mail for people who can't actually read. Remainers will no doubt also be at fault for the next Snowmageddon, Maddie McCann's disappearance and the death of Princess Diana.
     
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    Clearly - had we not been in the EU but had been safely imprisoned in the UK Maddie would never have been in Spain and Di wouldnt have been in Paris and so neither would have been in those dangerous foreign places where they could be killled - clearly the fault of us joining the EU in the first place
     
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    no he doesn't. he loves himself. he loves self-interest. he only cares about the uk if it benefits him. if jeremy corbyn was prime minister, Donald Trump would not love Britain. we would become as big a target as anyone else who gets in his way.
     
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    Did you know there's no entry in the Oxford English Dictionary for the word 'gullible'?
     
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    In what way does Trump love anything other than himself?
     
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    He "loves" his daughter more - allegedly
     
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    Of course he puts America first as that's his country. But with Biden he's spoken out about a number of British issues whilst Trump has liked us for a long time as his mother was born in Britain.
     
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    Can you imagine him in bed? Iwanna, Iwanna, Iwanna Trump...sorry I've followed through.
     
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    Brilliant! There's no shops open to buy anything :)
     
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    Can you still buy booze. Laura's told me there's a ban on non-essential items.
     
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    You know that Simpsons gif of Homer with a monkey inside his head with cymbals, that’s you that is.
     
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    Dunno, but don't worry you can still buy pies :)
     
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