No, I haven't become a desperate junkie due to the depression of our defeat to Reading. I've just taken a massive whiff of the very boozy mincemeat mixture bubbling away on the hob. Can you get intoxicated from the vapours, and can it put you over the limit?
To be fair the woman in the cafe looked quite pissed after she has taken my order this morning given the fumes coming off me so you might be not something. Though she was more likely to be 8ft high and flying to be fair.