I want Jizz

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    I think we should sign Jizz Hornkamp, the Den Bosch striker. Totally fits the profile. Let’s be right - how many on here don’t love Jizz?

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    Tyketical Masterstroke, Mar 22, 2020
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    Jizz is way too old for our squad
     
    AthersleyRed, Mar 22, 2020
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    Imagine the cry ‘pull him off’ when having a bad game
    Ooh matron...
     
    lk311, Mar 22, 2020
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    Bearing in mind that all Dutch people speak pretty excellent English, his parents must have quite an odd sense of humour to have called their kid Jizz. Especially with that surname.
     
    Merde Tete, Mar 22, 2020
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    They're pretty upset he's a professional footballer, they were hoping he'd have a career in gay porn. You know what the Dutch are like.
     
    Jay, Mar 22, 2020
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    To be fair, I think it’s a shortening of his full name - Jism.
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Mar 22, 2020
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    If you think about it, he's probably just the right age. :cool:
     
    MarioKempes, Mar 22, 2020
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    Surely this is a wind up, just look at the trouser area in the picture.....
     
    Brush, Mar 22, 2020
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    It would be the first time in years I’d buy a shirt with a players name printed on the back
     
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